is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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