You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
he was CRYING into my vagina
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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