you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
i now understand why vodka
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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