I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize
