How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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