Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I think pants incapable of making pants work
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