Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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