i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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