Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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