ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Randomize
