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If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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