you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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