I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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