Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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