Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
wow bdsm is so cute
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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