They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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