Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
