You really coming over, don't trick.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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