dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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