speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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