Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
she smelled like a LAN party
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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