DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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