We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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