You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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