i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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