His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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