Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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