Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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