his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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