I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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