Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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