Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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