so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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