Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I love you. Go after that dick
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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