Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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