So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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