Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
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i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
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