That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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