jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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