I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i used baking grease as lip gloss
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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