She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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