the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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