When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Randomize
