Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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