im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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