ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I think people are normalizing furries
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Randomize
