My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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