I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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