he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
