Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
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