so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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