She announced her abortion via fbk
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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