apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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