It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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